Computer Raaaage? Grrrrrr….!

 

If you’re suffering Computer Rage, here’s

why you should call

                            Superrr Nerd!

 

Text Box: Disguised (with a beard) as  mild-mannered northern

suburbs geek Damian Lissington, the Caped Computer

Crusader will swoop into your home with a whoosh, and

 

Get Your Computer Working the Way It’s

                            Supposed To!

 

Text Box: Super Nerd prepares to save another Northern Suburbs family from Computer Rage, the common and dangerous affliction that can lead to heart attacks, strokes and really, really loud arguments.  
Superrr Nerd’s No-FeeGuarantee:

“If I can’t solve your problem, you pay

nothing…zero…nought…nada…zip!”

 

ü    New Computer?

I’ll come to you and set the whole thing up, right from scratch

I’ll show you exactly how to use it, PLUS

I’ll answer any questions you’re sure to have

 

ü    Incredibly Annoying Pop-Ups, Spam and Stupid on-Screen

    Displays?

Superrr Nerd’s promise – After my ‘Kryptonite’ blast of anti-annoyance spray, you’ll be amazed at

how quickly your computer works…and does exactly as it’s told.

 

ü    “If it was a dog, my computer’d be Put Down!”

Like cars, sometimes computers need a ‘lube and oil change’. Yep, they get tired, start to smoke from

the exhaust, they rattle and squeak like a creaking old banger.

If your computer’s in need of major heart surgery, Superrr Nerd’ll tell you right away. Snuggled under

his cape, your ailing machine will be gently carried away, and will be returned to you in pristine

condition, just like the day you brought it home from the shop.

 

(Plus, all your information will be back where it belongs, on your hard drive)

 

How much will Superrr Nerd cost?

 

Superrr Nerd charges just $80 a visit…no matter how long he takes to cure your computer or set up

the new one.

 

“80 bucks….no matter how long he’s here?”

 

Yep…80 bucks…and the only time it’ll cost you more is if he has to take it away for a complete

heart/lung transplant. (most problems can be fixed on the spot though)

 

Call Superrr Nerd NOW – before your BLOOD BOILS!

Tel: 9467 1751 • Mob: 0433 410 212

Email: damian@super-nerd.com.au

 

Remember Superrr Nerd’s Guarantee: “If I can’t fix it, you pay nothing!”